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Food and Drink

Menu

 

Pizza

All pizzas are 10” stone-baked, with tomato sauce and mozzarella

MARGHERITA (V)  

£8.50

Italian classic with a sprinkle of basil

PROSCIUTTO E FUNGHI  

£9.50

Parma ham and mushrooms

CARNE  

£10.00

Parma ham, salami, chorizo and jalapeño peppers

NEAPOLITAN (V)  

£9.00

Mushrooms, sun-blushed tomatoes and basil

FlORENTINA (V) 

£9.50

Spinach, olives and garlic, topped with a free range egg 

EXTRAS: Parma Ham, Mushroom, Salami, Chorizo,   £1 each

Jalapeño Peppers, Olives, Egg

 

MAINS

CHRISTMAS BURGER 

£10.00

with all the trimmings

Slice of Turkey breast, lettuce, tomato and cranberry sauce in a brioche bun with stuffing and pigs in blankets on the side. Served with fries.

CHICKEN SCHNITZEL              

£9.50

Crumbed chicken fillet served with fries

CHICKEN SCHNITZEL BURGER

£9.50

Crumbed chicken fillet in a brioche bun with guacamole and homemade garlic mayonnaise sauce served with fries

HOT DOG “BRATWURST”                

£10.00

German sausage in a jumbo bun with sauerkraut, crispy bacon,

crushed tortillas, ketchup and mustard served with fries

CRISPY CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD  

£9.00

Crispy coated chicken breast pieces on a classic Caesar salad

FALAFEL AND HUMOUS WRAP (V)

£9.00

Multi seed tortilla wrap with falafel, humous, lettuce, red pepper, red onion and tomato. Served with salad and fries.

NACHOS (V)       

£7.50

With cheddar, salsa (red pepper, red onion, jalapeños) and guacamole.

Vegan cheese available.

 

Light Bites

PORTION OF FRIES / CHEESY FRIES (V)

£4.00/£4.50

Skinny fries cooked in non-GM vegetable oil

Vegan cheese available

BBQ CHICKEN WINGS       

£6.50

5 wings and BBQ sauce

CRUMBED ONION RINGS (V)  

£5.50

6 rings with dipping sauce

SIDE SALAD

£4.50/£7.50

 

(V) Vegetarian

All of our food is prepared in a kitchen where nuts, cereals containing gluten and other allergies are present and our menu description does not include all ingredients. if you have a food allergy or intolerance, please let us know before ordering.  

 

Wine List

White Wine

  • Cape Heights Chenin Blanc  House White 125/175ml: £4.00/5.20 – Bottle    £21.00
  • Reserve Saint Marc Chardonnay 125/175ml: £4.20/5.70 – Bottle £23.00
  • Mirabello Pinot Grigio Veneto 125/175ml: £4.40/5.90 – Bottle £24.00
  • Cloud Factory Sauvignon Blanc, Marlborough 125/175ml:£4.60/6.10 – Bottle £25.00
  • Duc de Mornay Picpoul De Pinet 125/175ml: £4.80/6.30 – Bottle £26.00

Red Wines

  • Cape Heights Shiraz House Red 125/175ml: £4.00/5.20 – Bottle £21.00
  • Sierra Grande Cabernet Sauvignon 125/175ml: £4.20/5.70 – Bottle £23.00
  • Altitudes Merlot 125/175ml: £4.40/5.90 – Bottle £24.00
  • Los Haroldos Malbec, Mendoza 125/175ml: £4.60/6.10 – Bottle £25.00

Rose Wine

  • Riptide White Zinfandel Rosé 125/175ml: £4.40/5.90 – Bottle 24.00
  • Reserve Saint Marc Syrah Rosé 125/175ml: £4.40/5.90 – Bottle £24.00

Champagne & Sparkling Wine

  • Zonin Special Cuvee Prosecco  Glass: £5.40 – Bottle £26.00
  • Perrier Jouet Grand Brut: Bottle: £62
  • Perrier Jouet Blason Rose: Bottle: £72

Bar Prices

Draught Beers

  • Stella Artois £5.30
  • Becks Vier £5.10
  • Midway IPA £5.30
  • Stella Cidre £5.10
  • Meantime London Lager £5.30

Bottles

  • Peroni £5.00
  • Guinness Surger Can £5.00
  • Rekorderlig Cider £5.50
  • Brewdog Punk IPA £5.00
  • Doombar Amber Ale £5.30
  • Becks Blue Alcohol Free Lager £5.00

Spirits – 25mls

  • Bells, Havana Club, Pernod £3.80
  • Smirnoff, Gordons, Bacardi, Archers £3.80
  • Tequila, Malibu, Pimms £3.80
  • Southern Comfort, Jameson £4.10
  • Jack Daniels, Martell Cognac £4.10
  • Sipsmith London Dry Gin £4.10
  • The Glenlivet £4.10
  • Baileys – 50 mls £4.10

Minerals & Fruit Juices

  • Hartridges Cola or Diet Cola: 1/2 pint: £2.20 – mixer: £1.10
  • Hartridges Lemonade / Tonic Water/ Diet Tonic Water: 1/2 pint: £2.20 – mixer: £1.10
  • Orange, Pineapple or Cranberry Juice: 1/2 pint: £2.20 – mixer: £1.10

Bottles

  • Ginger Ale: £2.00
  • Still or Sparkling Mineral Water: £2.40
  • J2O: £2.70

 

Happy Hour

As an added incentive to arrive early and soak up the atmosphere before a show, The Comedy Store London offers Happy Hour prices from 6pm-7pm every night.

Any of these drinks for only £4.20 each!

– Draught –
Stella, Becks Vier, Meantime London Lager, Midway IPA or Stella Cidre

– Wine –
House red, white or rosé 175 ml glass

– Spirits –
Smirnoff, Bells whisky, Gordon’s gin or Bacardi rum with mixer 

After the show each night (except for the early shows on Friday and Saturday) we invite guests to relax and enjoy a chat and some laid back music to finish off the night.

 

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